Helloooooo and welcome to TeamFLEX, the ever-growing authority (you better damn well believe it!) in bodybuilding and fitness, foo!
My name is Josh. Why should you give a s–t? Frankly, you probably should, since any moron can start a website these days and claim all kinds of nonsense, if they even bother to disclose who they are in the first place.
I‘ll be totally transparent with that ass, though.
I don’t even work out, I’m fat, my favorite method of cardio is masturbation, and I eat terribly (good God I need to get it together). By those credentials alone, you should exit your browser and toss your laptop (or blinged out iPhone) out a second story window right f–king now!
However, don’t slap on your Air Force One’s and dart for the hills just yet.
The fact of the matter is, son, I know an absolute treasure trove about bodybuilding and fitness.
How is that?
Well, allow me to flex.
Not to go all Rainman all up in your grill, but I’ve been the former ghost writer for…
- 7x Mr. Olympia Phil Health
- 7x “212” Mr. Olympia Flex Lewis
- 4x Mr. Olympia Jay Cutler
- 2008 Mr. Olympia Dexter Jackson
- 2007 Arnold Classic Champion Victor Martinez
- 4x Arnold Classic Champion & IFBB Hall of Fame Legend Flex Wheeler
- Convicted Felon & 1996 NPC Mr. USA Craig Titus
- and the list of IFBB who’s who goes on, muthatrucka!
My feature interviews, pieces, gossip columns and ghost written Q&A training columns have been featured Ironman Magazine, MuscleMag International, Testosterone Nation, FLEX and Muscular Development.
So, I know my s–t and I can also talk plenty of it, too, foo!
I know what you’re thinking. How is it possible someone who doesn’t work out nor eat right know so much about clangin’ and bangin’?
Welcome to bodybuilding! Aside from Ron Harris, most of us “bodybuilding journalists” never see the inside of a f–king gym! LOL! Pathetic, I know, but that sets up my next point.
I actually got the TeamFLEX website from Flex Wheeler. In all seriousness, we used to work together (this used to be his site) and he was kind enough to extend the domain to me many years ago. I thought, you know, I have this kick ass TeamFLEX domain sitting around and I need to get in shape.
Also, like, all of bodybuilding media from Nick’s Strength & Power to Generation Iron kiss complete ass. I don’t worship at the alter of anything. I‘ll give it to you gun barrel straight with pleasure, as they say.
So, maybe we can get our fitness on and have some fun choppin’ it up about some fitness news and views together.
After all, my dude, it’s just guys and chicks working out and getting all dramatic about it. It ain’t that serious.
Thanks for visiting my humble corner on the web.